mikelljones.com — now doing commerce

WELCOME TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB HOME OF

Mikell's Trailer
EMPORIUM

One trailer. Huge selection.

Advanced leadership. Reduced price. Still one trailer.
LEADERSHIP.EXE — promotion successfully installed

CLASS DISMISSED. TRAILER STILL HERE.

EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP.
ENTRY-LEVEL TRAILER SALES.

Congratulations to Mikell on “graduating” from the Northwestern School of Staff and Advanced Gazebo Management on September 25, 2026.

The education is real.
The gazebo is now a regional command center.

Purple and white Mike Staff Seal of Approval featuring Mikell’s floating head wearing a purple graduation cap.
Executive approval.
Same face. More purple.
BUDGETING
Reduced the price by $3,000. Please clap.
MEDIA RELATIONS
Still deleting our links. An evolving strategy.
RESOURCE ALLOCATION
Ten sleeping spots. Josh has been assigned the shed.
EXECUTIVE IMAGE
Same spinning head. Now with leadership training.
CHAIN OF COMMAND: MIKELL → JOSH → PLEASE BUY THE TRAILER
Schedule a $39,000 leadership opportunity »

A very unofficial tribute from his friends. Northwestern did not appoint anyone Commander of the Gazebo.

*** PRICE DROP: $39,000 OBO ***   HIGHER EDUCATION. LOWER PRICE.   *** SAVE $3,000 ***

Yes, it's an actual trailer.

2020 Keystone Outback 340BH • 39 ft.

PRICE
DROPPED!
Keystone Outback trailer beside a gated deck and gazebo, with an American flag in front
Actual trailer. Actual photo. We went all out.

$42,000 → EXECUTIVE DECISION:

$39,000 OBO

$3,000 less. Same shed. Now with executive oversight.

I am trailer-curious »
REFERRAL.EXE — management is now offering cash
$500CASH REFERRAL OFFER

“I SWEAR IT’S NOT A BRIBE.”

It’s a strategically allocated please-somebody-buy-this fund.

Share Mikell’s sale post. If your share leads to the buyer and they tell Mike they found the camper through you, you get $500.

Paid after the camper sale is completed and payment has cleared. Ask Mike for the original post and referral details. The owners of mikelljones.com are not responsible for payment or fulfillment of this offer. Contact Mike directly with any questions or claims.

Ask Mike about the $500

FIRST HE DELETED OUR LINKS. NOW HE’S PAYING FOR SHARES. EXECUTIVE GROWTH.

THINK OF ALL YOU COULD DO WITH $500

  • Commission an oil portrait of the shed.
  • Buy Josh a briefcase full of smaller briefcases.
  • Hire a town crier to announce that the trailer is still available.
  • Print 500 business cards that just say EXECUTIVE.
  • Fund a feasibility study on buying a second gazebo.
  • Buy a velvet rope for your outdoor kitchen.
  • Sponsor a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the microwave.
  • Pay someone to follow you around saying “excellent leadership.”
  • Commission a tiny graduation cap for every lawn ornament.
  • Start a scholarship for Advanced Chair Arrangement.

THE PARTICULARS (we have some)

A surprisingly legitimate list of features.
Year / model2020 Keystone Outback 340BH
Length39 feet. Bring a tape measure if you must.
Sleeps10. Choose your nine other people wisely.
Air conditioning2 units. A strong showing for air.
Hot waterTankless, on-demand water heater.
LocationLighthouse Beach RV Resort

BUT WAIT. THERE IS ALSO STUFF.

Includes shed, fire pit and furniture, plus a gated deck with gazebo.

See photos for the indoor and outdoor kitchens. Ask Mike for current condition, availability and the full list of what stays.

Josh's floating head in a purple cosmic vortex above a neon green grid
EMPLOYEE OF THE WHENEVER

And also... Josh.

Assistant to the Regional Mikell.

Every trailer empire needs a sidekick. Josh is here for moral support and to hover slightly behind Mikell. His body is working remotely.

Need help? Hit the yellow button. I know a guy. It is Mikell.

MORE PHOTOS. SAME TRAILER.

Click a photo to make it bigger. Technology is incredible.

Trailer living area with sofa, kitchen island and fireplace
01. The living room.
For sitting, but on vacation.
Interior kitchen with island, stove, microwave and dining booth
02. The kitchen.
It has an island. Technically an island getaway.
Bunk room with raised beds and a couch below
03. The bunk situation.
Someone has to call top bunk.
Outdoor kitchen compartment with refrigerator, sink and pull-out cooktop
04. Outside kitchen.
For when the other kitchen is too inside.
Included blue storage shed with white trim
05. SHED INCLUDED.

A smaller building for your things.

We felt this deserved its own photograph.

Okay. You want the trailer.

Call or text Mike. He has the trailer information.

484-614-5518
Call MikeText Mike

Ask about the trailer. He'll probably know which one.

PARK APPROVAL REQUIRED PRIOR TO SALE / TRANSFER.

$$$ VERY IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL BREAK $$$

BUT WAIT! THERE'S DEREK!

You came for a trailer. The internet had other plans.

MEANWHILE, IN THE WATER...

Dirty Derek's Pool Cleaning Service ad with pool cleaning, equipment checks, water balancing, brushing, debris removal and chemical balancingENLARGE THE POOL PROPAGANDA

Dirty pool?
Suspiciously clean Derek.
We have questions.

TWO ADS.
ONE DEREK.
ZERO RESTRAINT.

This website now contains more Derek than most trailers.

[ END OF DEREK ]   RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED MIKELL

Friends of the emporium. Ads supplied by management. “Management” is a generous term.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING THINGS!

Non-customer testimonials. None of this is proof of a sale.

“is it still available?”
— Mike
“Even funnier if it sells”
— Skippy
“WOW the shed is included?!!”
— Josh

3 QUOTES. 0 VERIFIED PURCHASES. INCREDIBLE ENGAGEMENT.